Saturday, August 27, 2011

Funnies, Vol. 1

Since Jack started Pre-K, he now is supposed to be at school by 8 am, so that means that on the days that Daddy takes him to school, they leave the house before I leave for work. We used to leave at the same time, so this has caused a little adjusting in our schedule, to say the least.

Anyway, one day this week I was still in my bathroom getting ready, not yet dressed, doing my hair when the boys got ready to leave. Jack comes in and asks me if I will walk him out so I can blow kisses (a good-bye ritual for him). I, of course, complied.

As we were walking down the stairs, I was putting my bathrobe on and tying it up when the little man looked back at me and the following exchange took place:

Jack: "Are you puttin' your robe on so nobody will see you a-nekkid?"
Me: "Yes, honey, I am."
Jack: "Yeah, 'cause nobody wants to see that." (No joke.)


2 comments:

Kristin said...

OMG, I just fell off my chair from laughing so hard! That is hysterical. Remind me to tell you about Ryan and my heels some day.

Nicole said...

This is the most hilarious story I have ever heard! kids say the darndest things!!!